Wednesday, December 08, 2010

You Fat Bastard. Get Out Of Our Club


Ok so a couple of dodgy results in the Premiership but thats what happens. Thats why its the most entertaining league in the world. We can put 5 past Sunderland. 6 past Villa, knock Chelsea out the cup and beat the current Prem leaders Arsenal in their own back yard.
West Brom game was disappointing but to sack Chris Hughton beggars belief. This isnt a guy fucking everything up or wasting millions or alienating the dressing room. This is a decent genuine guy who has had sod all to spend. Got rid of some very ineffective egos and has done a pretty remarkable job.
On a shoestring budget Chris took over the hotseat and lets not forget that after a 6-1 pre season friendly defeat to Leyton Orient that we were actually 7/1 to go down to league 1 (Thats Division 3 in old money) An amazing job followed in that remarkable Championship season which saw us win the title and then bring in a couple of free signings over the summer and then our only purchase being James Perch.

So Our Forward Line went from
Owen, Martins, Viduka, Ameobi, Carroll
to
Ameobi, Carroll

As crap as the first 3 performed you cant keep cutting the squad and not adding to it.
Ben Arfa looked a world class move until he was crippled in a horrendous tackle
Our then lightweight squad was stretched due to suspensions (which were fair) but this has cost a man who didnt deserve it. For the 5-1 against Sunderland and your service in general in attempting to bring the club back into respectability whilst maintaining your dignity and being positive and professional at all times despite all the restrictions we thank you and hope you have success elsewhere.
To those who are mad enough to agree that he wasnt a big enough name. We have had the biggest names and they have either failed (most) or we have cast them aside (Sir Bobby)
In fact no other club on the planet has had more high profile managers than us.
Has any other club in the world had...

2 x World Cup Winners
Charlton, Ardiles


4 x European Footballers Of The Year
Keegan, Daglish, Gullit, Souness

2 x Ex International Managers
Charlton, Sir Bobby

Thank you Chris. We didnt deserve you.
and to Mr Ashley. I Refer him to the title

Stop Press - Sky are saying the next manager is Alan Pardew
LMFAO - No other words needed

5 comments:

rubbish said...

Very weird goings on but nothing really surprises me anymore with NUFC.
All the best mate.

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Wildcat said...

5 and a half year contract, wtf?? You can tell they are friends...

Joppa Road said...

Good post.

Five and a half year contract for Pardew! Strange club Newcastle.

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